Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this picture?

(Beyonce and Jay-Z seen courtside at Knicks-Nets game.)

You are a mother of a one-month-old newborn baby and you’re at a Nets game? A Nets game? I never feed into shit like this, ever. You never hear me talking about Illuminati or Chris Brown/Rihanna or any of that celebrity stuff period. But this right here is some fishy shit. New moms are not on that type of stuff. My assistant manager just had a baby and she brought him up to my job the other day, the woman could barely walk. Not like, a limp or nothing like that, but like, she moved in slow motion. She didn’t let no one touch him - at all. You mean to tell me Beyonce had a C-section and in less than a month she can walk around in heels and go to a NBA game? You mean you carried a baby in your stomach for 9 months and you’re comfortable leaving her with someone else the whole night?

k.