February 2012
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"Everything I post is what I feel, how I feel..."
You feel Hello Kitty sugar cookies?
You feel a girl holding a cup of Starbucks in her car?
You feel Terrance Howard?
You feel a bedroom with clean linens?
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Anonymous asked: Biggest turn off?
Anonymous asked: Favorite memory of all time?
Anonymous asked: When's your birthday?
tumblr steady trying to make it look as fruity as...
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I'm at that stage where I'm pretending I'm not...
On some, “Yeah guys, I’m straight. I always cough hysterically until I can’t breathe.”
Remember back in elementary school
When it was somebody’s birthday and their mom would come in and bring everybody cupcakes? I remember going ape shit when they would bring in that damn cookie cake. I’d be in there like:
When I look back at it though, it doesn’t really make sense. It’s your birthday and you’re bringing us cake? I guess logic doesn’t exist in 3rd grade.
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Class let out early? On a Monday?
Eeerrr? Scooby Doo voice
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THE SOUTH
8 year old: Ooouu, papa, I wan dis candy, papa!
Papa: Pud it back.
8 year old: Isn't Willy Wonka's fact tree in Ireland?
Papa: Is up north somewheres nah les go.
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All of your pix are from the neck up, though.
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I had this idea for a restaurant when I was a...
It would be called Tabula Rasa. It would be a higher end restaurant but still casual. Like a little above The Cheesecake Factory. And the premise behind it was that there were absolutely no menus. At all. No specials, no nothing. And the waiter/waitress would come up to you and take your order. You could order anything you want. And that would be the gimmick. You could order ANYTHING.
Lobster...
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Why do people combine personal life with...
What does A-Rod cheating on his wife have to do with what he’s doing on the field? If he didn’t play MLB you wouldn’t know that nigga and you wouldn’t care if he fucked a stripper on the side. What does Tiger Woods cheating on his wife have to do with the PGA Tour? That shit confuses me to no end. Chris Brown whooped Rihanna’s ass. Ok. But the girls that bought that album...
It's 3:13am and I want a Whopper Jr. add bacon.
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One of the major drawbacks of living on campus
Is how loud niggas can be. All the time. Just now dude came running down the hall singing that song at the beginning of Lion King. Zero home-training.
“Oh, well, it’s only on the weekends ri-“
Wrong. This shit is everyday. Everyday. Some chick Skyping loud as fuck in the room to the left of me. Some nigga clumsily fucking some girl on my right. Nonstop.
Stressful.
Damn the Weeknd fell off quick.
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Shit talk the dunk contest into the ground.
Yet you won’t stop posting about it.
NBA ON TNT